Know the difference between need and want. Whose really to blame if all you do is spend, spend, spend?
The Financial Guru is, as her name implies, a financial adviser. She offers monetary advice on television. She makes her sole appearance in "A Pirate's Life for B."
It is the Financial Guru's beliefs on money that help Bessie realize it was her own fault the zombie creditors were after her.
Her voice is provided by guest star Suze Orman, who is widely known as a financial adviser in real life.
Bessie runs into the living room shortly after, begging Happy for his half of the golden nugget. He proceeds to replay the Financial Guru's belief that friends and money should never intermingle.
When Bessie insists it's urgent, Happy once again replays to show Financial Guru pointing out there is a difference between "need" and "want," and that Bessie is ultimately to blame for her overspending. It is at this point Bessie admits her mistake, and Happy reluctantly helps her fix it.
The Financial Guru is a light-skinned woman with blue eyes and blonde hair. She sports a red business suit in addition to a white undershirt. She wears red lipstick, gold earrings and has long nails painted red.
- The Financial Guru is heavily modeled after her voice actress, Suze Orman.
- She is never named in the episode; Financial Guru is used as this is how the character is credited.