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Running with the Rainbow Unicorn is a song sung by Bessie and Portia. It's the first song on The Mighty B! (besides the theme song). Its sung for the first time in "We Got the Bee."

According to the credits for "Blindsided," the song was written by voice actor and writer John Ross Bowie, who also provided the music alongside Michael Phirman (Dannah Feinglass' husband).

Lyrics

Normal Version

Bessie: I'm pretty pretty princess, its a full-time gig

Everybody wants to be my friend, and it kinda makes me sick

Bessie & Portia: When i'm not in my canopy bed, I'm filling my diary with stickers

Portia: My mom screams "Get down here, Portia!", and i just say "whatever".

'Cause, i'm running with the rainbow unicorn,

dont you wish you were me?

Running with the rainbow unicorn,

and i want everyone to see

Running with the rainbow unicorn,

don't you wish you were me?

Running with the rainbow unicorn,

and I want everyone to see

Hey look at me

Rock and Roll Version

Portia: I'm a pretty, pretty, princess

It's a full-time gig

Everybody wants to be my friend, and it kinda makes me sick

Bessie: Bleh, bleh, bleh

Portia: When I'm not in a canopy bed, I'm filling my diary with stickers

My mom screams...

Bessie & Portia: Get down here, Portia!

Portia: And I just say "whatever"

'Cause I'm running with the rainbow unicorn,

don't you wish you were me?

Bessie: Running with the rainbow unicorn,

and I want everyone to see

Bessie & Portia: Running with the rainbow unicorn,

don't you wish you were me?

Running with the rainbow unicorn,

and I want everyone to see

Hey, look at me!

Bessie: THANK YOU, SAN FRANCISCO! GOOD NIGHT!

Trivia

  • Following "We Got the Bee," the song is occasionally played throughout the series, usually with Bessie singing an off-key version. Examples include "Blindsided" and "What's the Frequency Bessie?"
  • Strangely, the songwriter was uncredited in "We Got the Bee"; however, this was rectified in "Blindsided" (see opening paragraph).
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